A blonde was trying to cook something when she started a grease fire on her stove. She immediately called 9-1-1 to report it. When the emergency dispatcher answered the phone, the blonde yelled, "Come quick! There's a fire here!" The dispatcher asked, "Where is the fire?" "In my kitchen!" The dispatcher replied, "No I mean where is your kitchen? How do I send the firemen?" The blonde replied, "In a BIG RED TRUCK!!!"