Duh Blonde Fire

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oneshot, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    A blonde was trying to cook something when she started a grease fire on her stove.

    She immediately called 9-1-1 to report it. When the emergency dispatcher answered the phone, the blonde yelled, "Come quick! There's a fire here!"

    The dispatcher asked, "Where is the fire?"

    "In my kitchen!"

    The dispatcher replied, "No I mean where is your kitchen? How do I send the firemen?"

    The blonde replied, "In a BIG RED TRUCK!!!" [​IMG][​IMG]

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