Duck Hunter {pg 13}

[rip]

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.
Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting
him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was
very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buck
shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to
your *****. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your brother a
a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local
symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't
piss in your eye"

 

[richtee]

Buckshot!?!

 

[crewdawg52]

Wondering about that too. Buckshot for ducks! Maybe express 6's or 4's.

Gotta give ya a hard time now and then.....

 

[Dutch]

Maybe he was huntin' a duck with the name of Buck??

 

[smokeys my pet]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:PDT _Armataz_01_36:

 

[bigarm's smokin]

Proably was shootin at ducks at 200+ yards.

 

[rip]

THATS IT! I knew ya'll would get it, can you believe most people don't get it. Most think the funny part is where he accidently shot himself in the unit and had to plug the holes with his fingers to pee.

Can ya'll believe some people are that sick?? I knew ya'll would catch it, huntin ducks with buckshot, now thats funny stuff right there.

 

[dono]

well rip being a city boy who's never shot anything but a bbgun at the fair, I thought the covering holes to pee was at least a little chuckle