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Church gossip

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richoso1

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Mildred, the church gossip, and
self-appointed monitor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her
nose into other people's business.

She made a mistake, however,
when she accused Frank , a new
member, of being an alcoholic after
she saw his old pickup parked in front
of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank
(and several others) that everyone
seeing it there would know what he was
doing. Frank , a man of few
words, stared at her for a moment and
just turned, and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny...
He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank
quietly parked his pickup in front
of Mildred's house...walked home...and
left it there all night!!!

You gotta love Frank !!!!!!
 
I like your style.
 
Can we get Frank and little Johnny on the ticket for the next election :D
 
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