Church gossip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Mildred, the church gossip, and
    self-appointed monitor of the
    church's morals, kept sticking her
    nose into other people's business.

    She made a mistake, however,
    when she accused Frank , a new
    member, of being an alcoholic after
    she saw his old pickup parked in front
    of the town's only bar one afternoon.
    She emphatically told Frank
    (and several others) that everyone
    seeing it there would know what he was
    doing. Frank , a man of few
    words, stared at her for a moment and
    just turned, and walked away.
    He didn't explain, defend, or deny...
    He said nothing.
    Later that evening, Frank
    quietly parked his pickup in front
    of Mildred's house...walked home...and
    left it there all night!!!

    You gotta love Frank !!!!!!
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehe-what a s lut mildrid is.
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like your style.
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I like Frank!!
  5. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Can we get Frank and little Johnny on the ticket for the next election :D

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