[font="]"Chore Payments"[/font]
[font="]The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes
on Saturday morning and set about all the
chores he'd been putting off for weeks.[/font]
[font="]He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge,
and was halfway through mowing the lawn
when a woman pulled up in the driveway and
yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get
for yard work?"[/font]
[font="]The fellow thought for a minute, then answered,
"The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."[/font]
[font="]The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes
on Saturday morning and set about all the
chores he'd been putting off for weeks.[/font]
[font="]He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge,
and was halfway through mowing the lawn
when a woman pulled up in the driveway and
yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get
for yard work?"[/font]
[font="]The fellow thought for a minute, then answered,
"The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."[/font]
