Chore Payments

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coldjava, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. coldjava

    coldjava Fire Starter

    [font=&quot]"Chore Payments"[/font]

    [font=&quot]The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes
    on Saturday morning and set about all the
    chores he'd been putting off for weeks.[/font]

    [font=&quot]He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge,
    and was halfway through mowing the lawn
    when a woman pulled up in the driveway and
    yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get
    for yard work?"[/font]

    [font=&quot]The fellow thought for a minute, then answered,
    "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."[/font]
  2. striding man

    striding man Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    OH, That's a good one![​IMG]
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    I like that one......

  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one ....LOL.
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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