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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
    news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into
    the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
    celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
    well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'
    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
    There were some laughs and more martinis.
    They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends,
    who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told
    her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been
    diagnosed with AIDS.'
    The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
    hasty retreat.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
    whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
    you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do

    'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
    after I'm gone.'

    And THAT, my friends, is what is called,
    'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'
  2. thebarbequeen

    thebarbequeen Smoking Fanatic

  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  4. LOL!!! Good stuff.
  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ouch! LOL