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monty

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A fellow had been working the slots in Vegas and was becoming thirsty. Being a very sober individual he sought out a soda machine. When he came to the machine there was a beautiful blonde furiously pumping quarters into the machine and slapping the buttons. Cans of soda lay all over the area.
He asked if he could cut in for a brief moment.
The blonde turned to him and shouted, "What are you, nuts? I'm nut giving up this machine till it stops paying off!"
 
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