A fellow had been working the slots in Vegas and was becoming thirsty. Being a very sober individual he sought out a soda machine. When he came to the machine there was a beautiful blonde furiously pumping quarters into the machine and slapping the buttons. Cans of soda lay all over the area. He asked if he could cut in for a brief moment. The blonde turned to him and shouted, "What are you, nuts? I'm nut giving up this machine till it stops paying off!"