A women was arrested for assaulting her musician husband.
At her hearing the Magistrate looked at her and inquired in a drawl "First ahfender?"
"No!" she replied.
"First I hit him with the Gibson, then I hit him with the Fender!"
At her hearing the Magistrate looked at her and inquired in a drawl "First ahfender?"
"No!" she replied.
"First I hit him with the Gibson, then I hit him with the Fender!"