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A women was arrested for assaulting her musician husband.

At her hearing the Magistrate looked at her and inquired in a drawl "First ahfender?"

"No!" she replied.
"First I hit him with the Gibson, then I hit him with the Fender!"
 
That's a good one!

Ryan
 
Ha!! Good one.
Years ago, two of my friends, a couple, got into a pretty ugly argument. She ended the argument by nailing him across the side of the head with a ghetto blaster--knocked him right off his Harley. Laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
Gary
 
Thanks for the likes.
Ha!! Good one.
Years ago, two of my friends, a couple, got into a pretty ugly argument. She ended the argument by nailing him across the side of the head with a ghetto blaster--knocked him right off his Harley. Laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
Gary
Did the bike get hurt?
 
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