and another blond joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'

    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'

    First he takes her hand and says,

    I want you to relax'.

    'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'







    He sighed.........
    'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good one[​IMG]
     
  3. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Don't ya just love blonds
     

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