About that time........again!

[sawhorseray]

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving a beach in Panama City and was stopped by FWC.
The Officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied , "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the officer replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour. When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of crap,” said the officer. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" he replied.
The 2 men stood and waited. After several minutes, the officer turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the officer huffs. "Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"

 

[yankee2bbq]

(That means dying laughing.)

 

[gmc2003]

Good ones Ray. I like the camping one.

Chris

 

[noboundaries]

Oh, man. Great belly laughs.

My old man couldn't back a boat 'n trailer in an empty parking lot. I was 16 and had to do it for him, both at the boat ramp, and into a single car garage.

Ahhh, memories.

 

[Gonna Smoke]

Again, all great ones Ray.

This one in particular reminds me that some of the most fun someone can have for free is going to a large public boat ramp on the weekend during the summer and watch people attempt to back their boats in...

 

[Lant-ern]

Wow ...That's a lot of smiles.Thanks.

 

[sawhorseray]

My old man couldn't back a boat 'n trailer in an empty parking lot. I was 16 and had to do it for him, both at the boat ramp, and into a single car garage. Ahhh, memories.

Again, all great ones Ray.
This one in particular reminds me that some of the most fun someone can have for free is going to a large public boat ramp on the weekend during the summer and watch people attempt to back their boats in...

The California coast on the opening of salmon season, or mountains lakes on the trout opener, priceless! RAY

 

[Lant-ern]

I must admit I am trailer challenged as well .