A couple more. Keep your chins up folks!

[HalfSmoked]

The Governor of Maryland enacted a mandatory mask rule. That says all persons entering a business must wear a mask and all employees of a business must wear a mask.

So do you think mine well past?

Warren

 

[Will Squared]

If someone doesn't like it tell them not to be so crabby.

 

[HalfSmoked]

Thanks Will Squared.

Warren

 

[HalfSmoked]

Thanks for the like Brokenhandle it is appreciated.

Warren

 

[Smokin' in AZ]

 

[Smokin' in AZ]

 

[Smokin' in AZ]

 

[Smokin' in AZ]

 

[Smokin' in AZ]

 

[Winterrider]

 

[Brokenhandle]

Thanks Winterrider those both cracked me up! Glad I hadn't just taken a drink!

Ryan

 

[mneeley490]

 

[Winterrider]

Hope this makes you smile!!


Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

· I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

· Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

· PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

· Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

· I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

· This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

· So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

· Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

· My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

· Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

· I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

· I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

· Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

· Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

· Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

Keep smiling. It'll all be over, eventually.

 

[olecrosseyes]

 

[Brokenhandle]

I love it! Even made my wife laugh

Ryan

 

[olecrosseyes]

It made my wife laugh too. Thanks you guys, much appreciated!

 

[Steve H]

 

[chilerelleno]

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And an antiseptic mouthwash and throat spray too.

 

[HalfSmoked]

Thanks Guys to those that have given likes they are appreciated.

Warren

 

[HalfSmoked]

The Governor of Maryland enacted a mandatory mask rule. That says all persons entering a business must wear a mask and all employees of a business must wear a mask.

So do you think mine well past?


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Warren

For those of you that know anything about steamed crabs they turn red when steamed. So I guess if you get a fever the mask will turn red.

Warren