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A REDNECK BBQ
(Sung to the tune of "New York New York)
Start spreadin' the newspaper
We're leaving the dogs
For only thirty minutes to
Ye ole' Sam's Club
Just grab some meat and beer
Then get our butts back here
To Barr beee que
In our back yaaaard
I like smokin'
Almost any
kinda meat
It can be bear-buffalo
Pork-antelope
Gator or sheep
Let's grill in the nude
If you really dare
Wear nothin but some oven mitts
Don't singe your hair
But if the neighbors stare
put on some underwear
Because they don't serve
ribs in jail
Screw open the wine
It's soon time to dine
I crave that smokey flavor it's
--It's so Divine
Yes if it's carved from steer
Or even road-killed deer
Just toss it on our hickory fire
A REDNECK BBQ
(Sung to the tune of "New York New York)
Start spreadin' the newspaper
We're leaving the dogs
For only thirty minutes to
Ye ole' Sam's Club
Just grab some meat and beer
Then get our butts back here
To Barr beee que
In our back yaaaard
I like smokin'
Almost any
kinda meat
It can be bear-buffalo
Pork-antelope
Gator or sheep
Let's grill in the nude
If you really dare
Wear nothin but some oven mitts
Don't singe your hair
But if the neighbors stare
put on some underwear
Because they don't serve
ribs in jail
Screw open the wine
It's soon time to dine
I crave that smokey flavor it's
--It's so Divine
Yes if it's carved from steer
Or even road-killed deer
Just toss it on our hickory fire
