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4 worms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:The first worm in alcohol - Dead.The second worm in cigarette smoke -DeadThird worm in chocolate syrup - DeadFourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.So the Minister asked the congregation –What can you learn from this demonstration?Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"That pretty much ended the service.
  2. smokingjhawk

    smokingjhawk Fire Starter

    That is load off my mind NO WORMS!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  3. LOL, The lady in the back was smart.