3 women friends... PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokin out the neighbors, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
    married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The

    conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
    lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by
    engaging in some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes.

    Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the
    End of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
    When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
    was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
    aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
    The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story!
    When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a
    black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
    turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
    wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning.
    I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
    scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
    leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
    stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

    When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat
    Down and yelled;
    Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?
     
  2. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hilarious, sent this to my wife!
     
  4. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol dude the was great [​IMG]
     

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