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  1. cowboyuptex

    Newbie

    WELCOME
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    Advice on smoking meatloaf yet avoiding bacteria

    LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF GOOD INFO GOOD LUCK
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    I have been cited by the wife.

    MY WIFE TRIED THE SAME THING THAN I SHOWED HER HOW TO USE THEM. BOOM SHE IS HOOKED
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    Need some opinions

    CUT IT IN HALF SMOKE IT ALL CAN NEVER HAVE TO MUCH BRISKET
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    Hello from South Central Texas

    Welcome from Denton tx
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    noob

    welcome
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    IS THIS ROOM STILL ACTIVE

    SMOKER FROM DENTON TX
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    whoops

    well I'm glad you got a opinion delibsribs
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    whoops

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:     I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with...
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    a classic but goody

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeatedly being poked in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out...
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    blond joke

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When...
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    tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the  desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound  asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo  Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?  'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of  stars.' What that...
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    wisconsin fire insurance

    Wisconsin Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona . The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000 a year!!! When they arrived in Wisconsin, they went to Sven's Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven...
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    new one

    Weather Channel has issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following:ShovelBlankets or sleeping bagExtra clothing including hat and gloves24 hours worth of foodDe-IcerRock...
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    something for the mind

    man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road...
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    911 phone call

    An Emergency Call Center worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues, who are reportedly unhappy with hertreatment by management.It seems a male caller dialed 911 from a mobile phone stating,"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track.I am waiting for...
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    Watch for these consolidations in 2014:

    Watch for these consolidations in 2014: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with...
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    THE IRISH BLONDE

    THE IRISH BLONDE  An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated announced she was to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." And with that, she...
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    Lexiphiles to keep you on your toes.

    Lexiphiles to keep you on your toes.  �To write with a broken pencil is pointless.  �When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.  �A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  �When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.  �The professor discovered that her theory of...
  20. cowboyuptex

    blond

    what did the blond girl say when she found out she was pregant? hope its not mine.
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