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    His/Her Drive thru ATM instructions

    Damn!!!!! Sounds like you have been watching my wife! LOL :D Newt
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    The sauce comes from a local award winning pork house here in pa. which I have modified to fit my taste. I am in process of finalizing the ingredients and I'll post them after my next smoke. Newt
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    Something to offend everyone:)

    SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive...
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    Where would you be?

    WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF: YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES YOU HAVE NO WORRIES ... YOU COME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU... YOUR BATH WATER HAS BEEN RUN... YOU HAVE THE PERFECT KIDS... YOUR PARTNER IS AWAITING YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES... SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE...
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    Oil Change for men and women

    OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00...
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    They took 11 hours which surprised me today. I was expecting a lot longer. I was smoking in the rain and 20 mph winds from the leftover remnants of hurricane ernesto. We will be hunting in area 2g of Potter this year. Bob
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    Good Food, Good Music, Good Friends......... What else do you need?
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    Yardley Pa. which is directly across from Trenton NJ. We hunt out in Potter and Bradford Counties......Beautiful country out there.
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    Thanks all. I definitely could not do it without everything learned here. Party is at 11. Attached is picture of salmon that did not post in my original. Bob
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    Please see attached pictures. Just wanted to say thank you to everyone here in the forum and all the good info in here. I am consistently able to turn out great tasting "Q" like this each and every time from everything I have learned here. This food is for tomorrow and will be re-heated. Ribs...
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    Survival Test

    You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same...
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    Report Card

    A FATHER GOING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD". WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH...
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    The pot at the end of the rainbow

    someone finally found it!
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    Cake or Bed

    CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T...
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    can't find garlic & onion juice

    kennymn, My wife has purchased from this site before. The garlic spray is GOOD! http://cookperfect.com/gvf_garlic_spray.htm
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