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An Air Force pilot named Crewdawg walks into the O'club carrying a shotgun in one hand, a bucket of sh*t in the other, and a cat sitting on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender proceeds to pour the man a drink. With that the man throws back his drink, cocks his...

What is the ideal cockpit crew when Crewdawg flies? Crewdawg and a dog. Crewdawg is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite Crewdawg in case he tries to touch anything.

I finally finished my deer stand (yeah right), thought you might like to see it http://www.fwditon.com/view_fwd.php?id=3549

That's just not right Dawg, remember what goes around comes around

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Denver and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Bronco fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Bronco fans. Everyone in the class raises...

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Welcome to the SMF, ask anything you need to know. You'll get plenty of help around here

They'll be great, enjoy your smoke

Welcome to the SMF.

Well I can help you there, how much Miller do we have to drink to get it

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge...

I get about 25-30hrs out of mine

Wow, that looks great

Sunday service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood up and walked to the podium. She said "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was smashed. The pain was...