Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
    handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
    the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs
    for her to do. Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
    The blonde said, How about 50 dollars? The man agreed and told her that
    the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

    The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
    her husband, Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
    house? The man replied, She should. She was standing on the porch. A
    short time later, the blonde came to the door to
    collect her money. You're finished already? he asked. Yes," the blonde
    answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
    Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. And by the way,"
    the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Boy I think that would be one dead blonde.
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Leave it to a blonde. lol. good one.


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