An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Denver and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Bronco fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Bronco fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Bronco fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked : "Well, if you're not a Bronco fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, will you explain why you are a Charger fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from San Diego, and my mom is a Charger fan and my dad is a Charger fan, so I'm a Charger fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary replied, "I'd be a Raiders fan." GO CHARGERS!!!!! BEAT THE PATS!