The taliban according to Jeff Foxworthy...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fftwarren, Jun 22, 2010.

  1. fftwarren

    fftwarren Smoking Fanatic

    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN[​IMG]  IF..." 

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 
    3. You have more wives than teeth. 
    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 
    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 
    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 
    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 
    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 
    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. 
    11. Your cousin is president of the United States
     
  2. cliffcarter

    cliffcarter Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    I'm guessing Foxworthy did'nt actually have #11 on his list.
     
  3. mythmaster

    mythmaster Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I found #11 to be rather politically-charged for something that Foxworthy would say, too.

    Funny list, though! [​IMG]
     
  4. diesel

    diesel Smoking Fanatic

    LOL!
     
  5. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I vote YES for # 11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. mballi3011

    mballi3011 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]

    I'm all over top of #11 and I think it's right too.
     
  7. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    11 is the great.
     

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