Are You a Taliban?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..........

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your bottom with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

    12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL.......good one dawg...............heheheh
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one..............Funny............
     
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Taliban, Taliban...tally me banana- daylight come an' me wan' go home!
     
  5. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehehe, that right there is funny. Don't let the NAACP hear that joke,you might get in trouble!
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now now, the goat is fine but the camel is feeling left out!!!![​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Thats a good one!
     

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