Firearms refresher course

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Not a joke at all, and if the mods wanna put it somewhere more appropriate, feel free!

    "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
    ~ Thomas Jefferson


    FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE [​IMG]

    1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

    2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

    3. Colt: the original point and click interface.

    4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

    5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

    6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

    7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

    8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

    9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

    10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.

    11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

    12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

    13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

    14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.

    15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

    16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

    17. 911: government-sponsored Dial-a-prayer.

    18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

    19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer and easier.

    20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

    21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

    22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

    23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

    24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

    25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
     
  2. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Amen.[​IMG]
     
  3. k5yac

    k5yac Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    HARUMMMPH!!![​IMG]
     
  4. camp_cookie

    camp_cookie Smoking Fanatic

    I concur completely.
     
  5. 3montes

    3montes Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Couldn't agree more. Got my permit to carry concealed this past year.
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  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    With you 110%[​IMG]
     
  7. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Gun control...double tap in the 10 ring...one in head.[​IMG]
     

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