> *Underwear Dust
> *
> One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said
> to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
> in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
> butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she
> simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The
> next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
> his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?? he said to himself as
> a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
> 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put
> talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied ...'It's not
> talcum powder.......It's 'Miracle Grow'
> *
> One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said
> to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
> in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
> butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she
> simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The
> next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
> his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?? he said to himself as
> a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
> 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put
> talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied ...'It's not
> talcum powder.......It's 'Miracle Grow'
