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To My Darling Husband . . .

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    To my darling husband:

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent,
    but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.

  2. WOW, what a woman she knows how to go 4 wheelin fer sure!!! great accomplishment for a accidental push of the *go pedal*!!
  3. driedstick

    driedstick Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one!!![​IMG]
  4. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for this! And happy Friday!!!! And Happy November! Here is to more laughter in the world!!! Cheers! - Leah
  5. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member