The maid in a stately home wants a salary increase. Her ladyship was
very upset and asked, sarcastically: "Now Princess, why do you want an
increase?"
Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The
first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"--bit irritated.
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"----decidedly put off now.
Maid: "My third reason is that I make better love than you do."
Madam (Very upset now): "NO, don't tell me the master told you THAT,
too, you wretch?!!
Maid: "No madam, he didn't; the gardener did."
very upset and asked, sarcastically: "Now Princess, why do you want an
increase?"
Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The
first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"--bit irritated.
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"----decidedly put off now.
Maid: "My third reason is that I make better love than you do."
Madam (Very upset now): "NO, don't tell me the master told you THAT,
too, you wretch?!!
Maid: "No madam, he didn't; the gardener did."
