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sawhorseray

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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

'How's the new wife?' asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old guys.

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To many good one to single out a favorite Ray. Nice Job

Chris
 
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Thanks ray. Going nuts right now. There are slip to no sports on right now
I hear that, golf's way too slow, and I was single digit handicap golfer! LIV guys wrecked it, hope they all go broke, maybe then they'll realize how fortunate they were. The pro bowl stuff makes me want to puke, bad enough with the rap much less having to look at Snoop Doggie Dog, or whatever the hell he's calling himself this month. :emoji_frowning2::emoji_tired_face:

My Pick!

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She's the greatest, I can't get enough, ever! RAY
 
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I hear that, golf's way too slow, and I was single digit handicap golfer! LIV guys wrecked it, hope they all go broke, maybe then they'll realize how fortunate they were. The pro bowl stuff makes me want to puke, bad enough with the rap much less having to look at Snoop Doggie Dog, or whatever the hell he's calling himself this month. :emoji_frowning2::emoji_tired_face:

My Pick!

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She's the greatest, I can't get enough, ever! RAY
I completely agree. I think the LIV won’t last more than 3-4 years. Other than petty news I don’t hear anything about the league or imagers which as far as I’m concerned is good. Guys leave to just get laid is one thing but don’t trash the pga and everything that got you there. I have no interest in it. I have t watched the pro bowl in probably 10 years. The nhl had my attention this weekend with the skills comp and all star game. But come on would it be that hard for nfl and college football players to play all year long 😂 it’s like they don’t care about us.
 
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