Ladies on a gulf course

[capt dan]

> > >
> > > Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
> > >ball
> > >headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
>ball
> > >hit
> > >one of the men.
> > >
> > > He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
> > >ground
> > >and proceeded to roll around in agony.
> > >
> > >The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
> > > "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
> > >relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
> > >
> > > "Nooo, no, I'll be all right. Just give me a few minutes," the man
> > >gasped.
> > > He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
>his
> > >hands at his groin.
> > >
> > > At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
>gently
> > >took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
>put
> > >her hands inside.
> > >
> > > She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
>and
> > >asked, "How does that feel?"
> > >
> > > He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
> >

 

[lcruzen]

That one needs a rim shot!

 

[blacklab]

lol
I'm gonna steal it

 

[travcoman45]

Heard thaten before, but it's still funny!

 

[stacks]

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHe

 

[bigbear]

Capt Dan- you really cleaned that one up!!! I started reading it and knowing punchline thought OMG, we're in trouble if he tells it the way I learned it. But you pulled it out!!! LOL

 

[fatback joe]

No pun intended.

 

[richtee]

Is that where the gas is made? ;{)