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kinda funny

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowboyuptex, Dec 5, 2013.

  1. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    HINT: Read the explanation before the word


    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

    2. AVOIDABLE: What a  bullfighter tries to do

    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

    12. PARADOX: Two physicians!!

    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!

    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official  
  2. Dems are purty funny!
  3. I like em