1. Oh, I did destroy it. And then I brought it to Lowes and they gave me a new one.
2. I didn't even mention the hassle I went through trying to find a 7/8" drill bit to install my new 3" temp guages. That sucked, but it was very satisfying to put those bad boys on the smoker.
3. I'm gonna smoke a big ole butt, some corn, some mushrooms, and some ABT's. The missus don't eat the creatures of the land (don't get me started), so I gotta put some veggie stuff on there, cause I ain't mixing pork and fish. I wanna smoke some turkey legs, but my understanding is that poultry needs to smoke at around 275*, while the butt smokes a 225*.
4. I'm inviting a bunch of friends over, cause I can't eat all that by myself.