GONE 2 THE DOGS !!!

[sawhorseray]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that
his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over
with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'

 

[robrpb]

Some good ones Ray. Thanks.

Rob

 

[DRKsmoking]

The whole list is great Ray and had me look a few times to figure out the bum one, lol

But this was a happy and sad one that did it for me , thank you

David

 

[Winterrider]

Those are all great Ray, thank you !

 

[Gonna Smoke]

Really good ones Ray, especially all the dog ones...you know we love our 4-legged children around here.

Growing up, we all had them...

 

[JLeonard]

The cat eyeing the burger is my spirit animal!

Jim

 

[mneeley490]

Nice armory.

 

[bigfurmn]

Nice armory.
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I'm proud to day my little man knows EXACTLY what they are and not to use them as such at school. At home though, it's Spy vs Spy with daddy.

 

[mneeley490]

I'm proud to day my little man knows EXACTLY what they are and not to use them as such at school. At home though, it's Spy vs Spy with daddy.

Wife and I had a bit more $ than my folks had, so my son and daughter started out on a Star Wars laser tag set. Pew! Pew!
And I'm proud to say than neither one of them grew up to be a homicidal maniac.