Golf story

[jimr]

ONLY A GOLFER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS STORY

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00a.m., on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my coming shot with a few practice swings when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, 'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!'
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.'

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!'

Finally I Stopped, Turned, Cupped my hands and shouted back...

'Would the a$$hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"

 

[stacks]

LOL That would have been my third shot

 

[jfoust]

Hahah that was a great one. Had to send it to my dad... That one's right up his alley.

 

[got smoke]

yes that sounds about right ha ha

 

[placebo]

Classic. I love golf, so much so that it gets in the way of my smoking hobby alot. I can't wait to retire!

 

[diesel]

Excellent!

 

[duckdawg]

LOL... sounds like my golf game.

 

[1894]

LOL , My wife gets a big kick outta me winding up and trying to put a flat spot on the ball off the mens Tee and playing my second right next to the Ladies Tee

I hate it when that happens