I went to Tractor Supply to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stare at her....(Why would I be buying dog food, right? )So I told her no, I don’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I lost 15 pounds!
I told her it was the perfect diet and that all you have to do is carry the kibble in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story) .
Then she asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answer, of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard.
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Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stare at her....(Why would I be buying dog food, right? )So I told her no, I don’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I lost 15 pounds!
I told her it was the perfect diet and that all you have to do is carry the kibble in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story) .
Then she asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answer, of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard.
...Let’s continue promoting reading!
