- Jun 21, 2007
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THE CREMATED HUSBAND
Martha recently lost her husband..
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn he> was in, she poured him out onto the patio
table. Then
tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to> him.
'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with
the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said.
'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the ashes she said
'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said.
'Herman, remember that BJ I promised you?
Here it comes...'
Martha recently lost her husband..
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn he> was in, she poured him out onto the patio
table. Then
tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to> him.
'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with
the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said.
'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the ashes she said
'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said.
'Herman, remember that BJ I promised you?
Here it comes...'
