Charter Capt. & IRS

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Charter Capt. & IRS
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying
proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to in-
vestigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how
much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's
been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus
free room and board. Then there is the mentally chal-
lenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about ninety% of the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum & a dozen Budweisers
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also
gets to sleep with my wife occasionally ".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the men-
tally challenged one ".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to
know ? "

 

[biteme7951]

Only funny because it's true!

 

[Phil Chart]

Funny but so true

 

[Bearcarver]

Good one Captain Richie!!:rolleyes:

Bear

 

[cmayna]

Since I know a few Charter Captains, this is funny but so true.

 

[chopsaw]

Thats good ,,, hate to say I didn't see that comin .

 

[GaryHibbert]

Good one Richie. Now just replace Charter Càptain with Gary and its a true story.
Gary

 

[ab canuck]

That is funny, And so close to the truth for the many .....

 

[johnmeyer]

That is funny on so many different levels. Thanks!!

 

[HalfSmoked]

Thanks Richie that for sure gave me my laugh for the day.

Warren