Bob was walking through the woods and he sees a guy hugging a tree. Bob walks up and say "What are you doing?" The man says "I am listening to the heart of the tree." Well Bob had never hear of such a thing and asks if he can try it too. The guy answers "Sure, Just wrap your hands around the tree and place your ear against the trunk." And he steps back to allow Bob to step up to the tree. Just as Bob presses his ear to the trunk the guy slaps handcuffs on him trapping him. and proceeds to steal Bob's watch, wallet, car keys, and removes his pants to further humilate Bob. The takes off day the path laughing wildly. Bob doesn't know how long he is strapped to the tree, but after awhile he hears somebody coming along the path and starts to call out for help. He hears a gruff voice say "Boy, what the hell are you doing?" Bob proceeds to share the story of what happened with the man. Bob then hears a zipper and "Wow, this just isn't your day!"