With apologies to the ancient philosopher, Coolio:
(If you don't know the song: )
As I walk out back to the tower of smoke, I look at my watch and realize I’ve got to stay woke.
‘Cause I’ve been smoking meat so long, even my wife thinks my sense of smell is gone.
But I never smoked a cut that wasn’t worth it. Losing sleep just to make sure it’s perfect.
….
Staying awake all night, making sure the pork butt is just right…
(All in good fun)
(If you don't know the song: )
As I walk out back to the tower of smoke, I look at my watch and realize I’ve got to stay woke.
‘Cause I’ve been smoking meat so long, even my wife thinks my sense of smell is gone.
But I never smoked a cut that wasn’t worth it. Losing sleep just to make sure it’s perfect.
….
Staying awake all night, making sure the pork butt is just right…
(All in good fun)