As I walk out back to the tower of smoke...

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sonnyseattle

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Aug 17, 2014
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Washington's wetside
With apologies to the ancient philosopher, Coolio:

(If you don't know the song: )

As I walk out back to the tower of smoke, I look at my watch and realize I’ve got to stay woke.

‘Cause I’ve been smoking meat so long, even my wife thinks my sense of smell is gone.

But I never smoked a cut that wasn’t worth it. Losing sleep just to make sure it’s perfect.

….

Staying awake all night, making sure the pork butt is just right…

(All in good fun)

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I prefer AL's version.



At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699
 
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