April Fools

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:
    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
    spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
    Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
    I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down
    and told him,'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him,
    the little bastard.
     
  2. darrin

    darrin Meat Mopper

    [​IMG]Good one!
     

Share This Page