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A human being was successfully cloned in Holland.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Bat119, Apr 14, 2019.

  1. It was perfect in every way, except no matter what they tried they couldn't get the clone to stop using foul gestures and language.
    Finally, the enraged scientist in charge of the project pushed him out of a window, and the clone fell to his death.
    Since he wasn't an actual human, the legal system couldn't figure out how the scientist should be charged. They finally charged him with making an obscene clone fall.
     
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  2. cooker613

    cooker613 Meat Mopper

    Oy! I think you deserved to be punished by be sent to the puny-tensury in Punsylvania!
     
  3. chopsaw

    chopsaw Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Geez,,, more I read it the funnier it gets .
     
  4. buzzy

    buzzy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I don’t care who u are but thats classic funny right there
     
  5. BigTurtle

    BigTurtle Meat Mopper

    I had to read it. Funny.
     
  6. Ah, come on. He was just cloning around.
     
  7. BigTurtle

    BigTurtle Meat Mopper

    Let's keep it rolling
    What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an anesthesiologist ?

    The Ether Bunny.
     
  8. I started a new book last night, its about WD-40

    found it in the non-friction section
     
  9. BigTurtle

    BigTurtle Meat Mopper

    Hahahaha. Honestly the corny clean ones make me laugh more.
     
  10. chopsaw

    chopsaw Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves ?


    Russell .
     
  11. BigTurtle

    BigTurtle Meat Mopper

    Oh Lord this is too good. LMAO.
     
  12. chopsaw

    chopsaw Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Never heard any of those ? Bunch of 'em .

    No arms or legs hanging on the wall ?

    Art
     
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  13. BigTurtle

    BigTurtle Meat Mopper

    I thought better about what I had posted. Deleted. Forgive me. Bon appetit.
     
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2019