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sawhorseray

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"

The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake.

The moral of the story is:
When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, comfort and peace are not to be despised either.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.
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chopsaw

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Hi Joe . Haha . I've heard that several times and I stilled laughed out loud .
I need to watch Blazing saddles some day .
 

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Hi Joe . Haha . I've heard that several times and I stilled laughed out loud .
I need to watch Blazing saddles some day .
You've never watched Blazing Saddles? May I forcibly insist you do whatever you have to do to watch it as soon as possible? Think of the funniest movie you've ever seen in your Life, multiply it by infinity, and you're almost to the point of how funny it is. I've literally seen it 30 + time since it came out in '74, I know almost all of the lines and I still laugh out loud every time. The Mrs. won't watch it with me anymore because of the extreme laughter it causes me.
 

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It's tough to find a version that hasn't been chopped up and bleeped out, that's why we bought the DVD. RAY
 

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It's tough to find a version that hasn't been chopped up and bleeped out, that's why we bought the DVD. RAY
I still have my original VHS tape and DVD from when they first released it. I don't have a working VCR anymore, but have kept all of my VHS tapes lol. I wonder if it's available on Amazon Prime, Netflix, etc.
It's a waste to watch it on regular TV, if they even show it anymore. Can you imagine if they made that today?
 

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It's a waste to watch it on regular TV, if they even show it anymore. Can you imagine if they made that today?
They still have it on from time to time, unwatchable, that why we got the uncut DVD from Amazon. RAY
 

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LOL---More Great ones, Ray!!!

Thanks, I needed these today!

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