2 Nuns

[rabbithutch]

There were two nuns;
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away
from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past thirty-eight and
a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to make love to us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in
15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is
to walk faster. A little while later...

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did
the only logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he
will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He
cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent
and is worried about what has
happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started
to run as fast as I could and he started to run
as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened.
He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted
my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled
down his pants.

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SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her
dress up can run faster than a man with
his pants down.


And for those of you who thought
it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

 

[dewetha]

*groan*

 

[linguica]

    

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