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FORGOT TO DELETE LAST WEEKS BATCH BEFORE THE NEW ONES CAME IN SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME REPEATS. THEN AGAIN, I DON'T REALLY CARE, SO THERE'S THAT.

THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY REASON I COULD SEE FOR HAVING A LITTLE MINT JELLY IN THE FRIDGE. LOOKS PERFECT, NICE WORK!

I SEE AT MY LOCAL ACE HDWRE A 10LB BAG OF ROCKWOOD GOES FOR $17.99. I GET TWO 20LB BAGS OF KINGSFORD AT SAM'S CLUB FOR $23.49. IT ALL GOES UP IN SMOKE, I'LL USE WHAT I GET FROM SAM'S, SAME THING I BEEN USING FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS NOW.

OH, IT'S NOT LISTENING EITHER! Defendant was on trial... There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, his lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted... resorted to a trick... "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I...

GREAT TO SEE YOU ARE BACK IN ACTION AL, CAN'T BEAT THE KETTLE!

A nun, badly needing to use to the toilet, walked into a very popular local pub\nightclub The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers...

I JUST GOT BACK INTO TOWN AFTER GETTING READY FOR A MOVE DOWN TO TEXAS. THINGS SEEM TO WORK FINE HERE, I'LL POST SOME JOKES AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE THEY ARE NOW. I'D POST A COOK BUT AT MY AGE THERE'S NOTHING MUCH I HAVEN'T COOKED AND POSTED BEFORE, NO SENSE DOING ALL THAT TYPING FOR THE SAME...

Hilarious town names that actually exist in the US Hell, Michigan About 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor, Michigan, you'll find the town of Hell. While the name might not sound particularly welcoming, it's actually a playful little community that fully embraces its identity, offering tourists a...

THAT MIGHT NEED A 450, DON'T THING THEY COME ANY LARGER THAN YOURS!

I went to Tractor Supply to buy a bag of food for my dog. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stare at her....(Why would I be buying dog food, right? )So I told her no, I don’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't...

RV LOOKS GREAT STEVE, LUXURY PLUS! WHAT DID YOU GET TO PULL THAT BABY, 43' GONNA TAKE SOME POWER.

LOOKS LIKE A FINE START TO THE DAY RICH, ENJOY THE WAIT!

MINE 2 !!!

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol...

NOT FALLING FOR IT STEVE. HAVEN'T BOUGHT A FROZEN PIZZA IN MAYBE FORTY YEARS, AIN'T GONNA START NOW!

DON'T THINK I'LL NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE S.O.S. STANDS FOR!

THANKS RICH, I SEE THAT NOW. THE TRUCK BOYS WERE ON LAST NIGHT AND THE MINOR LEAGUERS GO OFF IN ABOUT AN HOUR. LOOKS LIKE THE NEXT NASCAR RACE WILL BE NEXT WEEK ON MASTERS SUNDAY. GUESS THAT'LL MAKE TWO WEEKS OF NO NASCAR FOR ME!

SF GIANTS ON TV, NASCAR, GOLF, MOST LIKELY FIRE UP THE KETTLE FOR BURGERS

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN, I JUST HOPE HE'S HAPPY AND HEALTHY. RAY