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do the fry test before you smoke then is you need to soak it longer you will have the chance to get more salt out  

sounds good BUT you've never had MY potato salad  

very, very nice  

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What I Want In A Man! Original List: (@ HER age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (@HER age 32) 1. Nice...

FOUR RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1.Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the arse's name. 3.If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4.Alcohol...

I went to Kroger's and got some salmon, in the freezer  

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. > One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, > do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" > > "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to > pass a little test...

get a cheap fish tank pump and stick the hose in the drain for cold smoking

It's the truth  

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls... the cow farts. Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat...

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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.  A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. 

be careful, if you do it to much you can go blind   

take a peace of screen and fold it into a M, put your dust in the V and for about $2 you got it, burn the screen off first  

better than being, well you know

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then...