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Children's Science Exam
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it...
A man, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad...
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my...
Where did you find that ss injector? Last time I saw something like that the doctor in the movie was holding it up and screaming "It's alive.....alive!!!"
Ray
Has anyone ever heard of Irish Potato Candy? I was the Event Manager for a wedding reception at the K of C Hall I belong to and they had two dishes of them sitting on the cake table. Every time I had to go past them I palmed one until I got back in the kitchen. You can not EAT JUST ONE!!! I...
Cowgirl..............You can camp with me anytime.....I'll even clean the pans! Oh yeah!!! Crab legs on a camping trip...we can do that!!! You know that she has a tub of sour cream in that cooler!! There is just something about a stuffed baked potato and sour cream!!!
.....gotta go to...
Yep!!! That's going on my "Gotta do that!" list. There is just something about sausage, bacon, bell peppers and potatoes cooked together that is so comforting! Ore-ida brand has the potatoes shredded and ready to pour in the pie. We always have a bag handy. I love to fry up a pan full with...
I love scrapple.....Rappa Scrapple ROCKS!!! Did you wrap it in bacon or just smoke it? What flavor of smoke would you suggest? Forget cookie.....me want scrapple!!!!
Ray
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed...
Has anyone tried "Lawry's Perfect Blend Seasoned Rub For Pork"? I saw it in BJ's yesterday. It was $8.59 for 27 oz. Looked interesting with all the spices in it including orange peel. They had pork Boston butts for $1.20 a pound. Two to a package...averaging about 7.5 to 8 pounds each.
Ray
The Bradley was ship FedEx and the Cookbook - vol-1 and Hickory Bisquettes were shipped USPS..all packages have arrived. The Bubba Pucks from Yard and Pool were delivereed so fast...Bryan must of thought they were hockey pucks and slapshot them!!! Amazon came through with the cover!!! Brined...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course, what may I do for you?"
"Well I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm...
I've got to try your smoked shrimp alfredo sounds delicious.
Chicken and waffles came out of Harlem. If I remember by Food Network viewing, it was a resturant called Sylvia's. Gladys Knight also has a resturant somewhere that is famous for their chicken and waffles.
Ray
My OBS was delivered today. Seasoning it tomorrow.
Beer-B-Q...shouldn't you season it first to keep your food from tasting funny?? I bow to the knowledge of my smoke scented brothers if not necessary!
Ray
My Bradley Original Smoker is HERE!!!!!!! Thank you FedEx deliveryman.... Now waiting for package 2/2 shipped via our lustrous Postal Service. It has the Hickory Pucks and Cookbook - Vol 1. Bubba Pucks ordered from Y&P......hurry USPS get that check to Bryan! Today's mail just came and no...