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Wishing all a very MERRY CHRISTMAS & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR  Have a happy and safe holiday season. May the smoke not make your eyes water. too bad. Remember those brave souls who wear a uniform and can not be with their loved ones for Christmas. GOD BLESS Aussie Rod

.   Just 15 minutes a day and good results can be expected if you do it diligently everyday for a period of 2-3 months (depending on individual’s health conditions and one’s duration of holding up the legs….) A real simple exercise to help you to increase your energy…    Give it a trial and...

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class aboutbananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on thebrain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in...

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A great life lesson. There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking...

The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke  with the toothache an anaesthetic injection. “No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said. So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. “I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of...

My wife asked me the other day, "At your age, what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.  Better to spill half an ounce of Glenmorangie,  than to forget where you keep the bottle."  

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event. The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the bees. I won't jump the gun...

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The...

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumour was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked...

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the...

George Carlin on age102.  (Absolutely Brilliant)  IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.   George Carlin's Views on Ageing  Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're...

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old...

Calories are the little demons that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes up tighter.

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....  "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."  "Okay then,"  said Bob a patient,  and he proceeded to drop his trousers,  revealing the smallest pecker the nurse had ever seen. In...

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrongly And from the U.S. Military: The recent scandal regarding Gen. Petraeus and Gen Allen proves that...

Have not lit a piece of charcoal for more than 6 years. Live in a 7th floor apartment over looking the Pacific Ocean and beaches of Surfers Paradise, Queensland, Australia. But the SMOKE is about to hit all those who live around and above me. Have a little Satay rig that I will fire up and cook...