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    Sex of a fly

     A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded...
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    What Machine

    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was nearby ,"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the...
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    Holy Guacamole!! He shoots!! He scores!!! Pictures included!!!

    I hate U 
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    Jesus Knows you're here

    > A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight round, > looking for valuables when a voice in the dark > said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' > > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his  flashlight > off, and froze. > > When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his...
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    Alcohol Issues

      A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving: I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising, as I have never driven...
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    Health Message

    1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, barely walks & does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years. And you want...
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    another pork belly (updated) question with pic

    can you leave the skin on and cure it out then cut it up with the skin still on??  would the skin be what we use to get bacon with the rind on it?    
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    Cajun Baptist

    CAJUN BAPTIST..... Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: 'Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now...
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    dairy farm

    The Texas Department of Labor claimed a small Panola County dairy farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with...
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    Men's Helpline

    The name has been deleted to protect the innocent.... Letter to the Men's Helpline:   Helpline,   I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she...
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    HOMEMADE LOX WITH RECIPE & STEPS, PLENTY OF Q-VIEW

    NICE   
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    Chocolate Raspberry Rum Cake

    Right ....I know it is here somewhere  
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    Chocolate Raspberry Rum Cake

    this is the one and only picture ever taken of the cake
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    Chocolate Raspberry Rum Cake

    Well here is the picture that everyone wanted!!!     I got a picture on the site        Now what do you have to say???????
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    Yes, these are real

    Best Worst Country-Western Songs Yes, these are real.   _____   Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer) I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me? I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second...
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    Politicians

    Politicians A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.  The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few...
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    Potatoes

    Potatoes Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out...
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