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  1. wildflower

    Bikers

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to...
  2. wildflower

    make your ears smoke

    me 3
  3. wildflower

    USDA and Bacon

    Look out the the bus when crossing the street 
  4. wildflower

    MY money

    John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constantly reminded John. In each room of the house she said to her husband: "John, if it were not for my money, we would not be here." John didn't say a word...
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    Complete and Finished

    COMPLETE and FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference. When you marry...
  6. wildflower

    shoebox

    THE SHOEBOX   A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her cupboard that she had cautioned her husband never to...
  7. wildflower

    Frostyballs..........;}-

    U need a recliner, old coon dog and a beer!!!!
  8. wildflower

    Old Man

    A woman gets a facelift for her 47th birthday. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand and asks the sales clerk, “How old do you think I am?” ... “About 32,” the clerk replies. “I’m actually 47,” the woman says. She then goes into McDonald’s and asks the cashier the same question. “I’d...
  9. wildflower

    A decision

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then finally said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ...'
  10. wildflower

    Celibacy

  11. wildflower

    Here I Go Again

    can't even find them here  
  12. wildflower

    Blonde

    A man got on the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued to look at him for a...
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    Curtis and Leroy

    Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville , MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis &Leroy...
  14. wildflower

    Redneck??? R U

    Thanks SQWIB for the help, I see we think alike!!!!!
  15. wildflower

    AMNS/AMNPS in Cookshack Q

    I have one just made out of screen wire and when I smoke cheese I just crack the door a little bit and it works great.  get it going good before you put it in the smoker
  16. wildflower

    Bacon Peanut Brittle

    YES YES YES BETTER THAN ?, i can't remember but that sure looks good 
  17. wildflower

    A Cowboy named Bud

    A  cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.   The driver, a young man in a Brioni�suit, Gucci�shoes, RayBan�sunglasses and YSL�tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy...
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    senior Health Alert

    Senior Health Alert When you drink vodka  over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey  over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin  over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is...
  19. wildflower

    Redneck??? R U

    You might be a redneck if: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife has. 2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniels make your list of "most admired people"...
  20. wildflower

    Smoked black mussels pareserve

    never heard of this,  you just smoke and put in oil?  do you keep them in the frig? what is this madness 
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