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U got the time
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the...- wildflower
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Question about my BBB ??
what did he say?? 2 X 2 = 3.481039- wildflower
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- Forum: Hot Smoked Bacon
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old lady
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 'So, where were you all these years?' 'In...- wildflower
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georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I.D.?' The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'- wildflower
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Getting my money back means I get a slicer
he can't help his size, now be nice- wildflower
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- Forum: Slicers, Grinders, Tools, Equipment
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Because I'm a man
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. ______________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and...- wildflower
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Cheese going in smoker today, 1st time
after the smoke remember to let it rest in the frig for two weeks, that is the hard part- wildflower
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- Forum: Smoked Cheese
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Secret to a Long Marriage
With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I...- wildflower
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Did you know this????
I NEVER KNEW THIS!!! INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!! WARNING TO US ALL!!! YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING! I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING! Shampoo Warning I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in...- wildflower
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Blonde
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Walk in the woods
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly...- wildflower
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heaven
A conversation in heaven SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA...- wildflower
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stress reliever
Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'- wildflower
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BBB (my first) FINAL Q-View
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- Forum: Hot Smoked Bacon
